[quote]you'll have to go someplace else for that butterfly crotch tattoo you've always wanted Recon.[/quote] Reminds me of this old joke. There was this guy who was really in love with his girlfriend Wendy, so he decided to tattoo her name on her penis. When his penis was erect it said "Wendy", but when it wasn't it only showed the letters W and Y. So after this guy and his girlfriend got married they went on their honeymoon to Jamaica. One day in a restaurant the guy went to the bathroom and saw some dude named Smi peeing next to him and noticed that on Smi's penis there were the letters W and Y. So he asked "hey, do you have a girlfriend named Wendy too? Smi just smiled and said, "Nah dude, my tattoo says, [u]Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day[/u]."