Here's a guide [quote]Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool: Step One: Get coup. Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar. Step Two: Post often. This should be obvious. Step Three: Break the rules every now and then. The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though. Step Four: Don't be a phony. Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out. Step Five: Have outrageous opinions. This is a must. Step Six: Don't use memes. Seriously. Step Seven: Claim to be a girl Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate. Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads. Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward. Step Nine: Have a memorable username. A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK" That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread.[/quote]

You have to join the Kool Kids Klub.

>cool kid >bnet pick one

*Sees Darman* I've been compromised...

All the kidz have been recently posting about shrek but, all the real OG's know it's all about donke.

1. be totally unfunny 2. shitpost constantly (steps 1 & 2 go hand-in-hand) 3. have a -blam!-ing annoying signature like 'sips tea' or some shit 4. make reference s to mean grils 5. don't try to make porch day happen cause its not going to happne

Be here from the start. Be smart. Like art. Don't be a retard. Don't sing like a bard.

You need to show us your dick.

drink kool-aid

Scooooooooooooooooooooch

Based entirely on the posts I've seen you make, you need to cut out the pseudo-edgy, internet tough guy routine. It's just sad.