>smell of onions and swamp fills the air
>Shrek bursts into b.net
>"WOT DID YEH SEY, LADDEH?"
>grabs LecomingBegend and tears off his trousers
>Shrek thrusts his mighty eshrekshun into LecomingBegend's hole
>LecomingBegend screams out in pain, but his screams slowly turn into moans
>he suddenly realizes he can't feel his body below his waist
>looks down and sees he is missing lower half of body
>looks over at Shrek, who is furiously sodomizing the lower half of LecomingBegend's body
>Shrek lets out a deep moan, and the lower half of LecomingBegend's body explodes around Shrek's eshrekshun
>LecomingBegend is covered in Shrek's seed
>his skin burns, but he doesn't care
>he wants to please Shrek
>"its all ogre now, laddeh", Shrek says as he pats LecomingBegend on the head
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life