I'm allergic to cats. Funny story about that. One time I pet a cat and it made my eyes itch.

Oh. Nice story.

Yeah, I spent a while in the bathroom washing my eyes out and was like: "Man, it doesn't matter how many times I splash water in my eyes, it just does not stop itching" So I went to the store and got anti-allergy pills. I took them when I got back to my friends house, but would you believe it, I accidentally got the drowsy ones. So I fell asleep. If you want to talk about awkward moments, that would be one. It was like, one moment I was awake, the other moment I was asleep, and I hadn't the consent. So I woke up and was like "OH MY, did I actually do that?". But it was cool because m'lady friend was like "Heyyy boii you fell asleep because you bought drowsy pills", and she laughed out loud and I continued to pet her cat not really caring about my predisposition to act adversely towards cats. I mean, that's totally the epidemic of "That awkward moment" and "FML" right? Reddit gold right here.

Comedy Gold.

This could be a script to a movie, I swear. I had to try roughly five times to spell 'swear' right.

COPYRIGHT THIS NOW!!!! Michael Bay can direct it!

Itchy eyes? How about explosive eyes! I am told I have really colorful eyes. So it can be based on a true story.

See? We going to make a Blockbuster!

It's funny because Blockbuster used to carry terrible movies.

Oh yeah.....so abandoned. It's like ruins now.

RIP in peace Blockbuster and their B movies. Oh hello Netflix and SciFi channel.

Hulu gets nothing!

Hulu has the worst TV series.