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原先发布于：Officer Nastys Deputies
5/25/2014 11:08:19 PM
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Ways that you DON'T want to die
I've seen a few threads here discussing how you would want to die. This time we're doing the opposite. What are some ways that you don't want to die?
I definitely do not want to die while fapping. Can you imagine how awkward that would be for the person that finds you? Plus, you'd be a mockery to the entire country as "the guy who died while fapping."
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2 回复By a black man's penis. I'm talkin African Penalizer 500 type penis, one so big it would kill you by it's shear gravitational force.
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1 回复I dont want to die fast. Id rather go slowly rven if its excrutiating so that i have enuf time to come to terms with it and i have time to reflect.
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2 回复I don't want to die taking a shit. That would be awkward. Guy 1: "I can't tell which smells worse, the shit or the body!" Guy 2: "Probably the shit, he took one helluva dump!"
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Eaten, burned, and drowning. Falling from really high up would suck too. Think parachute malfunction. Enough time after panic to know you're screwed no matter what. Time to reflect and such makes that horrible. And seeing clouds, fields, roads etc as a zoom in on impact. There's clips of cameras falling and surviving impact to see the recordings.
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由Ashed-up编辑： 5/27/2014 1:04:21 AMDying in the cold would be my number one. That feeling that you are slowing being taken away is horrible. Second is getting killed by some dumb asshole. Getting some dipshit who can barely finish a sentence without saying the word [b]like[/b]. Lastly would be getting ran over by a car which sadly might have number 2 behind the wheel. Edit: oh yeah drowning refer to number 1.
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Slowly I suppose, and not really in the common sense of the term. Burning or drowning would be unfortunate, but I'd much rather not slowly become useless until finally I have to rely on strangers to care for my every need.
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2 回复Can't believe nobody mentioned torture. Worst case torture, watch Law Abiding Citizen.
