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5/21/2014 2:17:34 AM
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96-year-old WW2 soldier found in hiding
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3 回复I'm legitimately disappointed in you guys. I assumed everyone knew it was fake but it seems as if that's not the case. You guys are usually good at spotting this stuff (Anyways it says Issue 1 of the paper, the article is written like a satire, if you read any other page on the site its even more confirmed) smh [spoiler]unless you are pretending and you just bamboozled me[/spoiler]
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2 回复由BannedFroggert编辑： 5/21/2014 3:28:26 AM[quote]Most significantly, Authorities are reviewing a 1968 police report filed by teenagers alleging they had been abducted and water-boarded by “some Asian-looking military dude”; a report that was dismissed by Police at the time as “ridiculous”, and coming from “long-haired hippy-types who smelled of reefer”.[/quote] This is great XD Edit: was water-boarding even a thing back then? I already knew this was fake, but the writer might've slipped up there.
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1 回复[quote]staff librarians at Loutit District Library have been put to work using Google-Translate in an effort to decipher the confiscated notes and journals[/quote] [quote]Google-Translate[/quote] >using google translate >ever OT: That guy wins the award for biggest mind-blam!- ever. How did he avoid capture for 70 years and why was he sent over here in the first place if he doesn't speak English?
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由CND AAA Beef编辑： 5/21/2014 2:45:37 AMThis isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened with Japanese soldiers. A soldier marooned on a Pacific island was doing the same thing. The Japanese government had to track down his (now retired) commanding officer and have him verbally order the soldier to surrender because he didn't believe the war had ended and would only accept orders from his commander. The last two paragraphs made me lol. Makes you wonder how many other lost soldiers are out there that didn't get the memo.
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1 回复70 years of espionage and he couldn't figure out that WWII was long since finished? ~,~` Also I'm surprised the didn't shoot the old guy on sight for carrying a gun like they do to every old person with a weapon.
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