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5/15/2014 7:50:22 AM
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My Very First Sleepover
>be in 3rd grade
>go over to friends house for sleepover
>other friend is there too
>3 amigos
>be watching spy kids in the living room
>we want popcorn
>go to friends parents room to ask for popcorn
>hear extremely loud slapping sound and moaning noise inside
>put my ear against the door
>friends mom getting it hard
>go tell friends
>we all huddled around the door listening
>so much more interesting than spy kids
>finally we all have to leave in fear of our laughter being heard
>few minutes later friends step dad comes out and leaves for work
>friends mom wasnt seen till next morning
>never got popcorn
Told my mom about it three or four years later. To this day I dont understand how you can have such loud sex in the middle of your kids sleep over. Some parents man.
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>be 12 >go over to friends house >eat mexican food at 2 o cock >jajajajajaj shit >run to toilet >climax while dumping >hear footsteps >is friend's dad >hears sniffing sound >sweating profusely >let out an African sized dump >dad startled >dad be russian >leans down at door crack >screams "HOLI SHITH" in Russian accent >yells through the door >no words just yell >talks/whispers normally >"do as i do, clean the shit as soon and you dhump" >am scared >shuts off lights >Russian dad laugh >HUEHUEUE >no more slep >no mor
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1 回复由Foxy ZUON编辑： 5/15/2014 8:41:44 PM>8 or 9 year old me >watching TV >/load thirsty.exe >go to parents room >door is locked >unlocks door using my finger >parentshavingsex.gif >/load runaway.exe >goes back to watching TV >dad walks in with nothing but underwear >asks if I'm OK >I reply yes acts like nothing happened >wasn't OK scarred forever
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3 回复由A LITTLE COWPIE编辑： 5/15/2014 11:38:24 PM>AT FRIENDS HOUSE FOR SLEEP OVER >HE GOES TO SLEEP BUT I DONT >IN ROOM THAT SHARES WALL WITH HIS PARENTS BEDROOM >HEAR ODD NOISES >INVESTIGATE >NOISE COMING FROM HIS PARENTS BEDROOM OH THATS NASTY...(HIS PARENTS ARE OLD)
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2 回复>be me >like 11 or 12 >friend is over >late night >*yawn*.jpeg >friend eventually asks if I want to watch porn >we watch porn together for like 2 hours on my computer >Rock hard boner entire time next to friend >friend goes to bathroom >fu[i]c[/i]king 30 minutes goes by >friend comes out >asked him if he beat off >says no >walk into bathroom like 5 minutes later >didn't smell like shit >he totally beat it
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One time my brother and I were staying at a friends. This friend had a little brother a bit younger than us. We all decided to put cold fried chicken in his pillow for lulz. When he found it, he got pissed and threw it at is across the hall. We threw it back. He got angrier, threw it again. At this point we are pretty much laughing our asses of as we throw it back into his room. As he realizes that resistance is futile he throws it back and puts his mattress over his door. However, his mattress is not [i]quite[/i] as tall as the door and we throw it over the top of the mattress. He rages. He picks up the fried chicken, throws his mattress on the ground, and chunks the chicken back at us so hard it hits the wall and makes a thud so loud the whole house heard. My brother and I were almost sent home.
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1 回复I've heard my parents having sex before. To be honest, I was more horrified when I heard them talking about wrapping my presents before the morning. I was like ten. Why could Santa not be real? Why man? Just..... Why?
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