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原先发布于：Officer Nastys Deputies
5/8/2014 1:50:48 AM
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You are now the president of the USA
What is your first order of business, Mr. President?
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1 回复Make the prison system rehabilitate people. Make weed legal. Make switchblades/gravity knives legal. Require political awareness and logic/debate classes in government schooling. Break up the ISP monopoly before it gets bad. Make a speech explaining how shitty professional victims are. Kill Obama because he's black. The holocaust never happened. Pee in my ass. [spoiler]Can you tell where I stopped being serious?[/spoiler]
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7 回复由Infiltrat0rN7编辑： 5/8/2014 2:24:40 AMWe are invading Russia. >Strike major offensive on major Russian cities (Russia wouldn't nuke their own civilians) >Strike Factories/Food sources so it would weaken supplies >Capture ports >Do a giant pincer movement on Russia >Russia is kill Also we are dragging NATO, Japan, and Eastern Euro into this shit Oh yeah, PMC's will be a large factor too.
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1 回复由DeclinedA01编辑： 5/8/2014 2:19:39 AMBan guns Raise taxes to 100% Cut all government spending Send in military to kill everybody Nuke the world Fly to the moon.
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1 回复Tabacco will now be illegal. Same with marijuana. Gay marriage also legal. Salary caps for people who are overpaid such as athletes and CEOs, that money goes to charities.
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3 回复由IIx luke xIII编辑： 5/9/2014 11:54:09 AM
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Nobody would want me as president. The first thing I would do is start a war with Vietnam and institute a draft. All draft dodgers would be put in jail for life or executed; their choice. I would not hold back and basically just drop bombs everywhere. In the end, with luck, Vietnam would become a wasteland. (For all you Vietnamese people, I kid.)
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5 回复Use guns i have confiscated to make congress legally allow me to be president until the day i die. Then: 1. Instead if deporting Justin Bieber, give him enough heroîne so he kîlls himself 2. Rehire Marty 3. Fix this damñ country
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1 回复Sign a bunch of executive orders that would raise the tax rate on the 1%, upgrade the infrastructure of the country, decline on the keystone pipeline, forgive the debt of every college graduate in the last 10 years, and dump a bunch of funding into R&D for cold fusion.
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2 回复1>Kill all americans 2>Invite Chinese to come and build 3>Building complete 4>Sell to UK 5>??? 6>Profit?
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1 回复Nuclear war against Japan then I would put all our money into researching space travel theen after that I would leave a fedora on my desk and disappear without notice and jump off a bridge dramatically
