From the shitposting, and the trolls, Shrek must deliver us!
Come my children, we must pray together to rid this world of the unbelievers.
[b]'I am devoted to the Shrekperium, Shrek strengthen our resolve!'[/b]
[i]'Thank you shrek, for our inspiration'[/i]
[b]'From shrek's doctrine, never waver.'[/b]
[i]'As he endures, so shall we'[/i]
[b]'The blasphemers shall meet only with unflinching shrektal devastation.'[/b]
[i]'I place my faith in Shrek'[/i]
All: 'Beware the Brony, The Density, The Fedora.'
PRAISE HIS NAME AND UNLEASH THE SHREKONING MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
WE MARCH FOR SHREK!
Surround yourself with the greatest warriors at your command, or cower in the deepest darkest hole you can find. It matters not. I shall take your head for the great Ogres and for Shrek.