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由Kalameet编辑：
5/5/2014 7:54:02 PM
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Master Chief vs Jesus
Master Chief gets every weapon, vehicle, and item available in the entire Halo universe.
Jesus is Jesus Christ.
The fight is on a wide open field in Montana.
Who wins?
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3 回复[b][i]Jesus walks across water. Master Chief instantly drowns in puddles. I think we all know which way this is going.[/i][/b]
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1 回复So an augmented super soldier at physical peak with power armour, against a regular middle eastern guy?
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Let us test this over 500 times in our combat simulator designed by Slytherin studio! MASTER CHIEF M-m-muh training is harder than ODST training! VERSUS JESUS Died for our sins, now he's going to kill for our sins WHO! IS! DEADLIEST! >Jesus vs Master Chief >Master Chief tactical's around >Run into Jesus >Chief fires at Jesus >Jesus is kill >ohwait he resurrects >Master Chief acts confused >"uhh thats a kill shot...because like I have the labcoat on and shit and i'm smart dude, I went to community college to study how to be a nurse.." >Chief starts shooting at Jesus again >Jesus turns weapons into holy grenades >Explodes >Strips Chiefs shields >Chief and Jesus start to circle around because lol deadliest warrior final showdown melee fight >Chief charges Jesus >Stabs Jesus with his Energy Sword >As Jesus lays down mortal wounded the Chief starts to go super moto >DEBULDERGS! OOORAH! REMEMBER REACH! SPARTANS NEVER DIE, ONLY GO MISSING IN ACTION! I WISH I WAS WEARING RECON ARMOR AND KILLED A DRAGON WITH MY SWORD! >Jesus simply gets up and crucifixes Chief >Chief dead WINNER! JESUS Jesus expert: -Rips out one of the Spike! intern's hearts on an altar- Master Chief expert; "WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT! CALL OF DUTY KNOWS WHATS UP! -blam!-ING -blam!- THIS SHOW SUCKS! I FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM TO MAKE THIS TV SHOW!" Labcoat-community-college-guy: "It was a really close fight...maybe if Chief had more kill shots..." NEXT WEEK ON DEADLIEST WARRIORS! EDGY EDITION! ADAM LANZA VERSUS ANDERS BREIVIK IN A SHOWDOWN THAT'S LIKELY TO PISS OFF THE LIBERALS!
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Though it would start in a random open field in Montana, we forget that the wind, rain, and waves have been commanded by Jesus. *Suddenly, the arena shifts as a monsoon comes down on the two combatants.* Cut to Jesus, walking upon the water, looking at an enraged Master Chief up to his neck in water: It's over Master Chief, I have the high… water?
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17 回复Neither. They meet at the field, and after an intense moment of staring and strategic planning , they both conclude the most liable option is to fist bump. They go out for pizza and beer, joined by Clint Eastwood and Jack White.
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