Psh, thinking that real men shave.

None of you are men next to me. First an introduction: Born in Greece to hard man, I was beat and left home at age 12. I fished locally for 6 years with my bear hands. Now the men transformation: I joined Greek Special Force at age 18 (I was big men even before). I was trained to kill and eat flesh. I did, I fought, and I was hardened by life; a life of kill. The next steps: In modern day culuture a men of men is a success. So I moved to America and started my own business. Now I make much money and have all I desire. Overall I have never men a men that is as much of a men as i am. You need to read this, learn this, and know your superior.

I am a man, and my doctor just gave me a physical today and he touched my balls. That's how manly I am.

I don't know what just happened