for eons the flood forum have been worshiping false prophets who promise to conjure hope and prosperity for all who shall listen i come to you today to educate those who believe on the Parthenon of of our existence welcome your new deity THE ALMIGHTY LOAF do not fret believers in the shrektum of existence, for the loaf and the shrek are one in the same. THE TIME IS NIGH REPENT AND THOU SHALL BE SAVED LET THE LOAF INTO YOUR HEART SO YOU WILL NOT BE LEFT BEHIND WHEN THE YEAST RISES