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由phillip0522编辑：
3/30/2014 1:54:27 PM
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Criminal Level: Idiot
Lol so a few days ago, one of my friends from high school was arrested. It's funny b/c it's probably one of the dumbest ways to pull off a crime....then again, he wasn't too smart back in high school xD
Here's what happened:
This man ordered a pizza late at night. When the pizza delivery guy arrived, he had [i]the most brilliant idea ever[/i]: "Ohh imma rob the pizza guy!!" As he opened the front door, he proceeded to rob the guy. When the job was done, he punched the pizza guy and ran out the house with his [i]earnings[/i]...which also included the pizza he ordered.
Lmao!! This fool planned a robbery at his own house and gave the pizza guy his name when he ordered the pizza xD. Expecting not to get caught. Sure enough, they caught him hiding in some bushes near his house..smh
[b]Btw Post dumb crimes people commit.[/b]
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2 回复A navy veteran was convicted of first-degree murder for killing his wife, who had filled for divorce. In his novel defense, the man admitted that he had stabbed her multiple times, but he didn't kill her because she was already dead. He claimed he stabbed her to prevent their son from finding out that she had killed herself.
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4 回复I have to get something from my home state in here. In Tukwila, Washington, a grab-and-run thief hustled out of a Target store with a stolen VCR. When employees followed him outside, they found he couldn't start his can as it was out of gas. The thief carried the VCR over to a gas station to buy gas. When the cops showed up, he was still filling up his van, with the stolen VCR under one arm.
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This isn't really against the law as much as just -blam!-ing dumb. A drunk security guard in Moscow asked a fellow worker to stab his bulletproof vest with a knife to see if it'd protect him from a knife attack. It didn't. He died.
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When a constriction worker robbed a Fort Smith, Arkansas, convenience store, he didn't get caught because he was using a toy gun. The police caught him because he wore his helmet during the heist. [spoiler]his construction helmet had his name printed across the front[/spoiler]
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由LowIQPlayz3445编辑： 3/31/2014 6:38:17 PMIn Virginia in 1998 a woman called the town jail and told officers that the prosecuted had dropped the charges on a man being held, so he should be released. When officers explained they'd need to see that order in writing, the woman faxed a handwritten note alleging to be from the prosecutor. The note contained several misspellings and grammatical errors and was sent on a hand drawn letterhead. The police tracked the sender through the fax number and arrested the girlfriend of the man already in jail.
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In Florida a burglar was caught and convicted based on fingerprint evidence left at the scenes. The burglar was surprised at this because he'd always been careful to wear gloves during each theft. [spoiler]He wore golf gloves. The kind without fingertips[/spoiler]
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Playing with handcuffs, an Arizona man locked himself up, then couldn't find the key. Instead of calling a locksmith, he called the police to set him free. While the cops were getting him loose, they made a routine computer check, then arrested then man on an outstanding warrant.
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2 回复A burglar sued for $35,000 because he was serves stale pop-tarts for prison breakfast.
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2 回复A jury in the Los Angeles Superior Courthouse got into a fight during a break while they were watching Jerry Springer's guests fight on tv.
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1 回复This guy was arrested for the murder of his cousin because they were playing Russian roulette.[spoiler]with a semiautomatic pistol[/spoiler]
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由LowIQPlayz3445编辑： 3/31/2014 5:41:53 PMShooting for thief of the year award is the man who broke into a car, found a camera inside, and posed for pictures, which his girlfriend took, of him holding the screwdriver he used to break into the car. It was a cheap camera so they left it behind, in the car. When the car was returned to the owner, he developed the pictures and the thief and his girlfriend were arrested.
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由LowIQPlayz3445编辑： 3/31/2014 5:41:16 PMTwo young men were charged with second-degree murder, attempted murder and armed robbery of a Florida jewelry store. What were they planning on doing with the money they'd have earned? They were going to use it to pay their tuitions at the Palm Beach Community College Police Academy. [spoiler]that ones for you cam[/spoiler]
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2 回复A Texas man who killed his mother-in-law used this novel defense: He thought she was a large raccoon.
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An English con man was trapped while in court over an alleged arm injury. The plaintiff had just painfully demonstrated how he could only raise his arm to shoulder level very painfully. The defense asked him how high he could raise it before the incident. The man demonstrated by raising his "injured" arm well over his head.
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5 回复In 1983 a woman in San Diego was arrested for shoplifting. She swore she would hold her breath until she turned blue if the police didn't release her. They didn't, she did, and she died from hitting her head on the way to the floor after passing out.
