I just let it go, like a rogue fire hose.

Its a 2 Handed Weapon. ;-)

No hands approach is a no go for me. I have a 90 degree upward aim that would cause me to pee all over the wall even if completely flaccid. This is a huge problem for me given that in the morning I like to do everything in the dark. I shower in the dark. I get halfway dressed in the dark. I eat in the dark. If the light turns on too early I die. I have to twist to pee downwards but I have to get the right amount of twist or we are going to be firing at the wrong thing. So here are my options. Pee on the floor until the splash sound starts and then hope that I didn't go on any of my work clothes or wiz in the shower and hope that I miss the soap dish.

Sometimes my left Sometimes my right But mostly ... No hands! ... For real, I use two hands. Else my anaconda would coiled up on the ground.

I duel-wield my Claymore.

I have used all of those on occasion

I don't use any hands once I pull my dick out ma pants. I just let the old dragon sway in the breeze, breathing fire wherever 'e please.

>Using any hands