I hate all of you... [i]equally[/i]

-blam!- D: At least make him hate it will ya?

Well you see my good friend, there once was this girl. Ah, what a girl she was, a model in fact. Now you uncle Daniel being the idiot he was, didn't realize that fact until much later. You see, i can be quite the clueless man, and miss many a thing. She would always call me Danny, and I thought it was cute. In a short while I had fallen for her, head over heels, and was quite happy. Then on a warm summers night I professed my feelings toward her and was meet with only silence... It was heartbreaking and for the next 6 months your uncle here tried to forget her and was in the pits of depression. This may be reason enough for most but that is not the end my friend. I've since talked to another friend of mine, Abigale, of whom has come to calling me Danny. She also has attracted my attention, but unlike Claire, professed upon me.

Or you know... Things

Have mercy