[url=http://i.imgur.com/3xSgR.jpg]2am chili[/url]

I make these a lot, but I haven't made them in a while

Well good thing youre a foods guy and not a photo guy.

I made a cake the other day. It was horrible. I mean.. it looked horrible. It didn't rise as much as it should have.

That looks incredibly tasty as I love breakfast foods. Oughta' try that one out sometime.

I've made some of these with clean materials, of course. and I'll hopefully get around to making some jalapeno poppers this weekend.

I don't know the recipe and neither could I find any pictures but I'm keen to make Butternut pumpkin, goat cheese ravioli with cream sage sauce, hazelnut and spinach. I had it Sicilian Parramatta and It was by far the best meal I've ever tasted

I made this.

5 eggs 4 slices of bacon 2 hot dog sausages Chorizo Cream

If only I could cook... [spoiler]If I tried, I'll probably end up burning the house down.[/spoiler]

I wanted to find that picture of hot chocolate I made two packs of chocolate powder in chocolate milk with chocolate marshmallows under chocolate whipped cream topped with Hershey savings and double chocolate oreo crumbles, but I can't find it. :(

I'd like to be able to make stuff like this.

Oven baked chicken with asparagus and topped with mushrooms and tomatoes.

You dont want me to show you my food porn... >Start with a egg cooked on a pan in an onion with scallions and bacon and cheddar on top. >[url=http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3725/11968859066_a33cba8855_o.jpg]Pan seared steak, in a garlic and onion sauce, with a double baked potato and sauteed asparagus.[/url] >[url=http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3693/11968309743_c31e62892c_o.jpg] Oh, you like egg sandwahiches, well check this whore out, par cooked bacon put in a muffin sheet, egg dropped in, cheddar and scalliens on top, on an english muffin, bitch i dont think you know what youve done.[/url] >[url=http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3768/11968016615_a8657d89f2_o.jpg]A classic but special, like your mom in twelth grade, do shiska bobs, but what you dont see are the habenero peppers that were injected with hot sauce and whiskey, poked and prodded, like your mother, and placed on top to leak their juace all over them tasty bits.[/url] >[url=http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7321/11968796286_3406ca1591_o.jpg] Oh, youre one of those weirdos that ask for boston steam rollers? Try some bananas dipped in ghiraldi chocolate[/url] >[url=http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7394/11967951365_90e36f608b_o.jpg] Oh, need a bear in your life, here is some chocolate covered bacon, you power bottom.[/url] >Thats just a taste of what ths food pimp has for you, i wont bother breaking out the big guns, wanna know why? >youll all commit suicide knowing you cant eat like this on a regular basis. >A little nibble to leave you weirdos with, i made a garlic, hot sauce and bacon sauce to pan sear a steak in, everyone said i was crazy, so what that shit was delicious.