Global warming is a lie
Creationism is true
The Holocaust never happened
The devil invented dinosaurs to confuse people
I don't actually like eating waffles
[spoiler]I only believe one of these things, and I'm not telling you which one it is :3[/spoiler]
Here's the truth I think I lost my mind round the same time I lost my six pack
But no sit-ups for me, long as my dick still get up for me. Hoes still give up for me
She usually charge but she get us for free...woah
Dark Souls isn't a rewarding game. Yes, I've played through most of it.
The Hobbit movies are good movies, not good adaptations.
Losing your virginity doesn't make you any more of a man.
Edit: Halo Reach is a fantastic game and almost claims best in the series, right behind Halo 2.