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12/24/2013 10:05:49 PM
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If Santa lives in the North Pole and makes presents
Why do all of his presents say "Made in China"?
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1 回复由kgj编辑： 12/25/2013 3:33:09 AMif lonepaul touches an underage female and no mother is around to hear it, does he make a penis joke? [spoiler]i'm so sorry, i don't mean it, i just thought it was funny don't hurt me *hide*[/spoiler]
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23 回复Mine say "Made in Denmark", but that's because I'm not some filthy child that doesn't get Legos.
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China shot him down in the late 1700's, and he was perceived as a demon. They chained him up and forced him to use his powers (present making) to make weapons for china. The "elves" are actually gaurds to keep him down. Communist propaganda later turned elves into santas little helpers.
