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12/16/2013 3:52:07 AM
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How should I kick this guy's ass?
I was having an argument with my gf when her friend started sticking his nose in our business! So tomorrow, I plan to kick his ass. He thinks he's stronger just because he plays baseball and because he beat up one of my friends. I'm bigger though, probably in more ways than one. So Flood, how should I deal with this nuisance?
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1 回复He might try to whip out his dick to confuse you long enough so he can punch you in the jugular. I suggest you whip out your dick first.
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2 回复He sounds like a douchebag, so he'll probably say " I don't want any trouble" and then try to send his forehead into your nose, get out of his way, then uppercut him in the chin. After of which, he'll try to clap his hands against your ears to -blam!- up your hearing. Duck down and punch him in the rib cage. When he tries to get the fishhooks in your mouth, bite down on his fingers then knee him in the chest. If he's in a particular brutal mood, he may try to dislocate your shoulder, just roll backwards out of the lock, then kick him the teeth.
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4 回复we know your games, i took the liberty of sending this gentlemen to physically split your alter persona in two i heard he plays grifball.......
