Shakira is hawt.

Susanna Reid is literally the perfect woman. Every time I watch Breakfast in the morning I have to discreetly hide my boner from everyone in the room. Stephen Moffat needs to leave Dr Who and pass the buck to someone else because his Shyamalan esque writing is seriously damaging the quality of the show. That or he needs to rethink his approach to the narrative because I'm getting pretty sick of "hurr reboot the universe 20 times with muh strong independent River Song. Complicated, confusing stories = good stories amirite?" GRRM is a hack who needs to haul his ass and finish the series that made his entire career before he dies of fat.

I hate pretty much everyone who is in (and below) my age group. And a good amount of those above, too.

I think the name Ruby is sexy. [spoiler]Ruby is also sexy. [/spoiler]

Bill Murray is the coolest guy ever.