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由SexyPiranha编辑：
11/15/2013 7:23:58 PM
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A Word Concerning Our Rustled Brethren
With the announcement that the PS4 was getting early access to the Destiny beta came waves of disappointment, sorrow and butthurt, but now is not the time for despair or bragging. No, now is the time for those of us that are able to pitch in to help those that have become irreparably rustled.
By pledging just $99.99 per 12 twelve hour period you can assist in a massive effort placate the rustled masses by helping to buy the astronomical amounts of butt cream that will be required to unrustle the greater XBox community for just jimmies on the dollar. For too long have their cries for attention been ignored, for too long have they gone without Bungie games, no more.
You can devote a small amount of your time and money by calling 1-800-787-8533 and pledging to send m-I mean the XBox Unrustling Fund your hard earned cash.
That's 1-800-RUS-TLED and you can help repair the butt carnage reaped by Deej.
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1 回复My butt was sore from all of my complaining! I just followed the simple steps and now my butt is shiny and polished! "Butt Cream, so good you'll poop!"
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1 回复由SexyPiranha编辑： 11/15/2013 8:49:48 PMCall now and for just $9.99 more you can provide one of these poor souls with an extra ration of garlic bread. It is hoped that it's succulence will help ease their jimmies.
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8 回复I just called and tried to donate a million. Guess your not setup for my tax bracket. Oh well ;)
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4 回复As much as I disagree with those that complain about the marketing strategies of Destiny, your post ridiculing them in this manner is just as ridiculous.
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1 回复由Crimson Thomas编辑： 11/15/2013 4:54:29 PMNot that song...not that song. Dang it. Donated. [spoiler]Can I have some garlic bread?[/spoiler]
