I often get asked if my gauges are real. Most people seem to ask when they can see through my ear. Let me repeat that. People can be so -blam!-ing dumb that they ask if my gauges are real when they can SEE THROUGH MY -blam!-ING EAR.
What's the worst question you've been asked?
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1 回复I was browsing games at GameStop and an employee came up to me and said "can I help you miss?". I look around to see if he was talking to me but I see no girls. -.-
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1 回复>question on paper >describe your emotions about 'x' >describe emotions >describe >emotions >fuck
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2 回复Some stupid Westerlund News reporter asked me, "Is the Citadel truly safe?" Of course it -blam!-ing is! You damn fool!
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6 回复I have a question for you, Otthild. When she bit into your waist and the blood and tears sprang, could you see into her black, black eyes? Did she see you as she dragged you down to the place where she lives? Was there peace to be had there in the briny depths? I have often wondered.
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7 回复"Why are you a guy with such long eyelashes?" Most embarrassing thing, growing up and being a boy with greater eyelashes than half the women you come across isn't fun.
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5 回复Well it would be the question that made me realize I was actually gay without knowing it. (Im not gay) "Does your mom know your gay?" "No" "So your mom doesnt know your gay?" "No...Yes..... -blam!- you."
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What do you wanna do for the rest of your life? (My thoughts)-'I don't know I'm 15 leave me alone,but better answer it and don't wanna carry this ok so going to use me go to answer!' (What I say)- "Im thinking about being a mechanic think its interesting a bit but well see..."
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1 回复Ыоу счоулд чаве стаыед унтил ыоу гот УИ фром тче говернмент. Но тчанкс, тче йоб суцкед, анд тче говернмент шилл таил ыоур асс то гет а йоб ор сенд ыоу офф то оне.
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In high school I always had to explain to my girlfriend all those personal guy questions like "Why is it that when I get hard while wearing my pants that it is facing down and not up" and how many tablespoons or teaspoons do I *ahem* y'know.
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6 回复Why are you so short? Why dont you grow? Its not my -blam!-ing choice, its -blam!-ing genetics
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