I know what your thinking. Soundgarden are back and they now ride Segway's. Iron Maiden and AC/DC have completed the transition to naff-rock. Korn did an album with Skrillex. Ian Watkins is a pedophile. Kerrang thinks that All-Time-Low is a rock band. Linkin Park took their foundations and decided to "Burn it Down". Brian May has single handedly ruined guitar solos forever. Robert Plant has moved on to folk. Fred Durst has grown a beard. The Rolling Stones haven't weathered well. Your favourite punk princess...has married Chad Kroeger. And to top it all off...[spoiler]Ozzy Osborne is still alive.[/spoiler] But wait...out of the ashes! They have come to Save Rock and Roll...[spoiler]and it's only f#cking Fall Out Boy ;_;[/spoiler] [i]Shit[/i]