Halo:
>Super-soldier that can fall down to a planet from outer space and walk it off and can lift hundreds of times his own weight.
>Can't swim.
Minecraft:
>Can hold about 36,800.6 tons (33,384.960 metric tons) of gold in his inventory.
>Is crushed to death under two blocks of sand.
I guess that I should also mention that, given the Player's volume of about 2 cubic meters, those thirty-three thousand metric tons give a density of 16,692,480 Kg/m³ . The density of the core of the Sun is about [url=http://web.utah.edu/astro/sun.html]1.622×10^5 Kg/m³[/url], or 162,200 Kg/m³. Your inventory would be almost 103 times as dense as the core of the Sun...