I'll make you a deal. I have $11 dollars in my wallet. If you pay for the rest we can share the big fake flying machine. I think its a pretty good deal.
Joke 1: Hey kid, I can't here you.
[spoiler]Press X UP A and Get a new Mic![/spoiler]
Joke 2: Warning! Black Joke! [spoiler]Why do Black people always have sex on their minds?-----------Because they have pubes on their head.[/spoiler]
Joke 3: Hey dude, do you like Lincoln Park?
[spoiler]I don't know, I've never been there.[/spoiler]
You have no sense of humor.
My brother has a 2 1/2in long 1 1/2in deep cut in his butt an inch away from his manhood. He got it sliding down a dam and he sliced it on a piece of rusty rebar on the way down.