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Congratulations there's now water all over my desk from me laughing at this statement

I tend to agree with this sentiment, though I didn't have water in my mouth while reading it (thankfully).

Sorry, I can't read your response over all the faith I'm taking away.

I... I think I just forgot everything about Jesus and at least 50% of what I know about Angels. Damn atheists keep pushing the faith right out of me, you devil worshipers!