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"Burn their mongrel balls." - Halo 3 "They must love the smell of balls." - Halo 3 "Hurry demon! We seek the same balls!" - Halo 3 "Calamity! If only we had more balls!" - Halo 3 "These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your balls on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your balls. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it." - Portal 2 "Make life take the balls back! Get mad! I don't want your damn balls! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson balls! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the balls! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent combustible balls that burn your house down!" - Portal 2 "Those balls you're wearing look stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people they look fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you they look "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably – Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In balls! From France!" - Portal 2 I'm ashamed to say that this is fun.
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