[i]Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail [b]balls[/b].[/i] [i]By order of the [b]balls[/b], stop right there![/i] [i]Watch the [b]balls[/b], traveler.[/i] [i]Is that [b]balls[/b]... coming out of your ears?[/i][i]/[/i][i]Is that fur... coming out of your [b]balls[/b]?[/i] [i]Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his [b]balls [/b]drawn.[/i] [i]I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of [b]balls[/b].[/i] [i]See those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved [b]balls[/b]. Curved. [b]balls[/b].[/i] [i]They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... with his [b]balls[/b]![/i] Skyrim balls quotes =D