Do you use a safety razor like a typical office drone? Do you use an electric razor, disrespecting your manful beard by bringing a gun to a boxing match? Do you reject society's orders to hack your precious hair from your own jaw? Do you not even shave because your hair still cowers on your dome, afraid to come down? Or perhaps you work a straight razor across your face with such skill and care that no mirror is needed. While your Land Rover bounces across the African Savannah. Occasionally perhaps you pause to shoot a lion attacking a group of children. Let's hear it, gentlemen.