Being that the Flood is unquestionably loyal to fellow Floodians, I was wondering if anyone wished to partake with me a quest where we shall dig holes through the Earth's crust to other locations on Earth. And I know any Minecraft fans will love this opportunity to show off their mining skills (I'm talking about you, reader who just so happens to play Minecraft). For those who aren't already getting out their shovels and mining equipment, this of this: we could connect all these holes and make a hub of these tunnels, an actual meeting spot for the Flood. Think of the possibilities and benefits of this, and remember, shoveling works out the upper body and back, so you'll be buff and have no lady trouble (because there's a direct correlation between Forum sites, toughness/strength, and attractiveness).