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3/13/2013 3:34:26 PM
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Guys, how do I get accepted into Valhalla?
I hate how degenerate and panzy whipped this world has become. I want Odin's blessings and enter Valhalla so I can fight valiantly. The scriptures say I need to be a skilled warrior, the best of the best, I must prove myself to Odin. I even sleep with my spear in my hands. I want to cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter into Asgard. I am a true believer in Odin and his values, I'm basically a huge asshole to everyone else.
What more do I need to do to leave with Odin's blessing? Please give me real advice guys, I'm super serious about entering Valhalla.
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9 回复I really hope you are trying to e a sarcastic ass about this, because I am a norse pagan, as was my father and grandpa and his father before him. It's been in my family for generations. We live by the same values and beliefs that our ancestors held dear. It's a practiced way of life still by millions. Being an asshole to everyone shows ignorance, Odin gave us wisdom to not be seen as fools. We must endeavor to be better men, using the gifts we were given. If you die honorably in combat, or in some glorious way, if Odin deems you worthy the Valkyries will carry you to Valhalla. Otherwise you would ascend to Asgard, or the hall of your patron god. My family has always been followers of Ullr and Tyr, so I hope to go to one of their halls when I die.
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Well according to Norse mythology, you would have to die a glorious death on the battle field. Once dead, you would then have have to be part of the 50% that goes to Valhalla (the other 50% of slain warriors goes to Folkvangr). If you want to the other Valhalla then put in your disk of Halo 3.
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Dangersly Awkwrd spoke true, but I believe that there is a shortcut by hanging yourself from the neck until dead from an oak tree. And maybe if you are sacrificed to a bog, but that's only if you are a Saxon or a Frisian...
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1 回复Something about dying, and maybe putting money on your eyes after you dye or something like that
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1 回复Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there aeon flux. One does not simply get accepted into Valhalla.
