My apartment complex gets its water heated from Mordor so I don't have to run the shower prior to getting in to let the water heat up.
Poop → shower → shave → scrub/moisturize
That's a negative, two-four. Abort mission. RTB for refuel and reassignment.
If I feel I need to drop a turd pie while I'm about to get in the shower I'll turn it off.
Wait, are you saying you run the shower when pooping?
One of these days, im going to get a megaphone, eat taco smell, and go to my favorite bar and broadcast my dump to the bar.