My connections in the time traveling realm have told me a crucial piece of history and science. It is with great humility that I bring this piece of information to the wide populace. Our name The Big Ban Theory, as my colleague Sir GT Stryker, pointed out comes from our belief that the world's problem can be solved by a ban or two. Well, as my time traveling connections, have notified me, it is also the credos of the very universe itself. Now, you may be sitting there staring at your computer screen going "whaa...huh? These guys can't be serious?" Yes, yes we are. It is common knowledge, by now, that one of the theories of how the universe came to be was the Big Bang. However, this is not true. My time traveling connections have enlightened me, and told me that the universe was growing tired of the nothingness, and the universe then banned nothingness. Yes. There was no big explosion, like scientists erroneously believe. But rather a large ban on the nothingness that was. Scientists discovering this, could not fathom this and believed it to be a spelling error and well, hell a big ass explosion sounds a lot cooler than the universe banning nothing. It is a fortunate coincidence that our theory on banning problems is the same theory the universe itself practiced. The universe agrees with what we are doing. Otherwise, it would have banned us. It did it before and it can do it again. Now, I am aware this may be a lot of information to mull over, and so I will cease the profound revelations for now. Please, meditate on the information Sir Stryker has provided, as well as this scientific news I have provided. Good day for now gentlemen and ladies.