I have the ability to piss any color I want. What about you?
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everything you touch turns into a random variation on the king midas tale. for example: touch something and it turns to hamburgers. touch a burger and it turns into a bird,etc. touch a [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpcbH6D5Oms]PC[/url] and it turns to boners.
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1 回复I get super hard, long lasting erections, but only after I've failed to get it up and my partner left me in shame.
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1 回复由HurtfulTurkey编辑: 2/1/2013 9:01:42 PMI have a mind that is capable of great invention and philosophy and have access to networks of data containing every piece of information known to man, but I spend most of my time with it talking to high school kids on a forum and scrolling through captioned pictures of cats and sloths.
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