You can't [i]just join[/i] a club without being initiated first. Every new member has to undertake a mandatory feat - usually of the awkward and uncomfortable nature - before they can be fully trusted with our secret handshakes and passcodes. So what's going to be our initiation cermony guys? Shall we use them as test-dummies for the slingshot? Or perhaps the chair and wet noodle may no longer remain exclusive for Ninjas?