What?! No Speaker, how could you do this?!
How could you conquer Mona’s Pizza?!
Makers of the world’s best eatsa!
With fresh sauce and cheese galore!
Brought straight to your front door!
Yes, I mean Mona’s Pizza!
Makers of all the tasty treatsa!
With their crispy crunchy crust!
That leaves all the others in the dust!
When you grab a hot slice and take a big bite,
It’s so good that you’ll start a fight!
For more Mona Pizza!
And support this blatant monopolization of the pizza industry?! Never!
*smacks pizza to the ground*
And also I’m vegan!
*marches out of the pizza place, seething with rage*