From the time we were all young children, one activity stood out amongst many others. At the park, at the pool, even at home... a beautiful mechanism of physics and gravity. What was this marvelous invention that changed the world? The slide. Which is why, after playing Apex Legends for the past couple weeks, I am writing this post. Picture this... Europa, a beautiful and new destination (I just got Beyond Light) coated in snow and ice. I find myself standing upon the top of an angled sheet of ice. The entrance to a cave holding many mysterious. Beginning to smile. I run forward, press my crouch button, and stop a few feet later... disappointed that gravity did not pull me down. All of this to say - Destiny 2 needs slide physics. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.