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Imagine you are a marketing officer- Comment with a pitch for a new breakfast cereal... but
... it's made from Fish.
Sell me your flakes, the best will receive a sticker and a lifetime supply of fish, potatoes, or cheese depending on the preferences of the winner.
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3 回复New from Quaker Mills Cereals - Pices Flakes! The newest cereal that you never asked for! Does your family need more 'brain food' in their diet? Trick question - OF COURSE YOU DO! We use the most choice offal from fish sandwich production ships, deep fry them to a light, crunchy flake, dip them in our 'secret seasoning', and when you add milk, it turns into it's own tartar sauce! Kids will love it, and you'll love that your kids are finally eating a 'healthy' breakfast.
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2 回复Fish flakes! Just miscellaneous parts of fish stuffed into a blender, blended, then dried. No edible meat in it. People eat tide pods, so why not this?
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We need a mascot. A cute cartoon character to put on the box. Since it’smade of fish, let’s use a mermaid. [url=https://youtu.be/hh3cg10C_1E]I vote SAYU[/url]. Then we stick SAYU in a commercial, something like; “Do you like fish? Do you like breakfast? Then you’ll love SAYU Flakes! Made from 100% (insert fish type), now you can get your seafood craving satisfied as soon as the day gets started! Love, love, SAYU, pyuuuuuun~” And then we stick a free toy in every box!
