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由Golden Owl编辑：
8/19/2020 9:57:09 PM
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Seeking Heroic Nemesis. (Found)
Hello people of Offtopic, I come today in search of a heroic counterpart. One who is good and will smite evil, who is willing to fight through hordes of undead to stop the death ray from launching, be willing to enter my dungeon to save the fair maiden, and be willing to do battle within my evil lair on a semi regular basis.
That is all.
Also, if there is a league of Heroes in need of a villain I am available to do evil and laugh maniacally.
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由Warlock Holmes编辑： 8/19/2020 1:51:16 PMDoth thy face of evil wish to stand against thy heroic forces of good. I shall stand against your villainy. Because when the politicians fail and the peace talks fail apart. When it seems like all is lost that’s when hero’s are needed....wait! I have popcorn to eat. Never mind. Back to the shadows I go. Ever watching I shall be.
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2 回复Ah, I used to have two of those. They were also my dearest friends, Benaiah (CoolHandLuke) and Xronad (the Xombie)! We went on many adventures together, until that other me came along and killed me. Then another me that was not me but wore my face killed her, made an alliance with 3 other villains to form the Four Horsemen of the Offtopocalypse, killed Xronad, and eventually had an epic anime battle with Benaiah within a collapsing mountain before he restored my flesh suits mortality and they both died. The End!
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18 回复由The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]编辑： 8/19/2020 4:14:12 AMI'm supposed to be heroic but in reality I just eat garlic bread, obsess over female parts, and laugh maniacally while shooting at a toaster, black goo, a -blam!-ing witch, all while shit posting all the way Edit: Though you may feel free to have all the fun with me you want
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4 回复Who needs a heroic nemesis? Just get someone around the same amount of devious as you then compete for evil points!
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7 回复I was thinking of another person for a while, but I need an intro to Offtopic. Not into maidens, but let's see about saving her anyway!
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6 回复I’ll be a nemesis if you’d like. I’m a little on the gray side of morals, but hey, there’s no good without the bad. [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires[/spoiler]
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42 回复I used to have a heroic nemesis, his name was Veggehtehbull. He was great, I miss him. We would absolutely go at it dude, I’d throw a moon at him and he’d eat it, I’d steal his Waifu, and he’d blow up another moon to get her back. Those were the good old days man, the good old days
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