There’s this one brand that tastes really good, let me remember it...... uhhhhh..... sti-no that’s not it..... stan-no not that either..... Stagnant! Stagnant water is delicious!
Dasani is the worst, I've literally never met anyone who likes it. In our resource-starved dystopian future, Dasani is gonna show up on the Voight-Kampff test to figure out who's a replicant.
I'm a tap water guy, but I do have fond memories of pulling a spicy Zephyrhills out of the cooler at the cookout/soccer game/etc. Haven't found it outside of Florida though.
Preferably water from my 400 foot deep well. If I have to choose a bottled brand then I want Montana Treasure.
[spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]