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由Grays_KS27编辑: 11/19/2019 9:37:57 PM
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I’m so excited to see myself cameo-ing in this! And now for “KSeth27’s reaction to reading about himself!” [b]IN 3D!!!!!!!!!![/b] [spoiler][quote]He had come to see his friend, Seth, who maintained the vast Archives of Lore Literature and was a skilled writer himself. Even though he spent most of his days at home, studying, writing, and archiving, that did not stop him from gaining the respect of his peers, even some of the anti-literature priests.[/quote] Aw, a person respects me! I’m gonna melt! [quote]On top of the fireplace was a large walking stick inside of a glass case[/quote] “On top of the fireplace was THE EMBODIMENT OF DEATH inside of a glass case” [quote]To the left a hallway could be seen leading to several other rooms, each archiving a different subject.[/quote] Seth: “This room is for action fanfics, this one is for emotional fanfics, this one is for comedy, and this one’s for the really lewd fanfics.” Titan: “Wait, what was that last one?” Seth: “Comedy?” Titan: “No, after that.” Seth: “…” Seth: “Hey, you wanna go on a hike with me?” [quote]“How did you-“ Titan began. “I could hear your heavy step from a mile away, Doctor.” The voice interrupted from a chair next to the fireplace. “Not many people from around here share your gait.”[/quote] Titan: “How did you-“ Seth: “I HAVE EARS, TITAN! YOU SOUND LIKE AN ELEPHANT WEARING TAP SHOES!” [quote]A dusty brown robe covered his body, similar to what a mage, or even the warrior space monks of a certain Sci-Fi series would wear.[/quote] Jedi scum! [i]*cybernetic wheezing*[/i] [quote]His hands were covered in ink and worn out from frequent use, and were constantly fidgeting about, as if eagerly awaiting their next assignment.[/quote] [b]Writing skill level:[/b] [i]PleaseHelpMeMyHandsWontStopShaking[/i] [quote]“As for the door, well, I guess we could chalk that up to uncanny coincidence.”[/quote] Seth: [i]*frantic whisper*[/i] Please help, my house is haunted [quote]Titan gave him a look. He could never tell when he wasn’t telling the truth.[/quote] I only speak in lies. [paradox encountered, report system failure] [quote]The learned man suddenly sprang to his feet and grabbed a walking stick.[/quote] HOLY -BLAM!-, I’M ARMED! SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I DESTROY THE UNIVERSE WITH THAT STICK! [quote]It had starting getting dark, but that did not stop the now-energetic Seth from walking along without a care in the world.[/quote] Wha- How did you know I love hiking?! [quote]This little fella has been [b][i]BUGGING[/i][/b] me for a while.” Titan slapped his palm to his face and kneaded his forehead.[/quote] [i]hehehehe[/i] [quote]“You dirty, rotten, bug hugger!“ “[i][b]SSHHHH!!!![/i][/b]” Seth took off his mask and covered Titan’s mouth with it, much to his surprise. He looked around, frantically, to see if anyone heard, then turned to Titan and said “Don’t...ever...say that again. [i]She[/i] will hear you.”[/quote] *shoves mask on Titan’s face* [i]SHOOMP[/i] “DO NOT INVOKE HER WRATH, YOU FOOL!!!” [quote]He sheepishly held his mask with both hands at waist level, his face reddened with embarrassment.[/quote] It was at that moment -when he saw Seth unmasked and blushing bashfully- that Titan realized the lore scholar was smoking hot. [i]*KSeth jolts awake in a cold sweat*[/i] “Oh no. Nonononono. Someone’s writing a fanfic about me!” [quote]“That wasn’t the only reason I brought you here.” “Then what is it?”[/quote] Seth: “Well, I was planning on sharing a picnic with you…” Titan: [i]*grabs Seth by the neck*[/i] STOP WASTING MY TIME!!! [quote]Seth gathered himself, put on the mask and therefore the confidence he had before. He then swung his arm to point at a large fiery object in the distance falling from the sky.[/quote] Seth: “That’s the Sun, Titan. Don’t look directly at it.”[/spoiler]
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