There what I like to call Cataclysts. They are a little microwave of radiation and anti-matter along with some quintessence for spice. All connected to this thing here. He opens his hand and a detonator is in it*
Unfortunately for you he wasn’t lying. After it goes off a rift to another world opens all around. There is no way is it out except through that rift and it’s probably dangerous.
Ugh. Fine. Reassembles the place and hopefully the portals disappear* Teleports back and says “Sorry mister my alter ego got annoying.” Fixes the tent and hopefully resurrects the guard*