When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you And if I haver up, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you But I would scroll 500 posts And I would scroll 500 more Just to be the man who scrolled a thousand posts To fall down at your porch When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you And when the money, comes in for the work I do I'll pass almost every penny on to you When I come home (when I come home) well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you And if I grow-old (when I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you But I would scroll 500 posts And I would scroll 500 more Just to be the man who scrolled a thousand posts To fall down at your porch Da da da (da da da) Da da da (da da da) Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da Da da da (da da da) Da da da (da da da) Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you When I go out (when I go out) well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you And when I come home (when I come home) yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you But I would scroll 500 posts And I would scroll 500 more Just to be the man who scrolled a thousand posts To fall down at your porch Da da da (da da da) Da da da (da da da) Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da Da da da (da da da) Da da da (da da da) Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da Da da da (da da da) Da da da (da da da) Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da Da da da (da da da) Da da da (da da da) Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da And I would scroll 500 posts And I would scroll 500 more Just to be the man who scrolled a thousand posts To fall down at your door