We are gathered here today in the great and Holy Temple of the Cookie Gawd, Bernthal the Great, so that we may give thanks for his bountiful blessings and I may alert you to a false prophet amongst us!! Yes, you heard me right, a false prophet is amongst us, spreading a vile word and trying to get you to switch to his poisoned cookie ways and his master, Zuul duh Fool!! Be not taken in be his wily ways, for his path is a false path! You will know his name, for he is a false idol of Golden owlishness!! But fear not, my loyal flock, for I have strode out to doest battle with cookie sword and cookies shield!!! But whilst I stand at the Gate like the overcooked cookie that can not be budged, I implore you, raise your voices in support of the One True Cookie Monster Gawd, Bernthal the Great!! Let our voices ringeth forth with a clarity and purity brought on by our trueth faith!! For in this test, we shall be triumphant and then enjoy the spoils of war, a veritable cookies and milk smorgasbord of delight!!! Join me now, my loyal compadres, in rejecting this false cookie prophet!! Now I shall turn it over to Brother Monster, who shalt lead us in our devotional hymn! https://youtu.be/Ye8mB6VsUHw