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5/28/2018 3:03:29 PM
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Anti jokes
It’s interesting how much funnier anti jokes can be than regular jokes. My guess is because it’s totally unexpected and actually makes sense. Here’s one:
Friends are like trees
[spoiler]they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe[/spoiler]
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3 回复How do you confuse a blonde? [spoiler]Paint yourself green and throw forks at her[/spoiler]
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6 回复How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? [spoiler]Five. DUH. [/spoiler]
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1 回复Despair is your only true friend, [spoiler]because when ever you’re down it’s always there for you.[/spoiler]
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2 回复Me to a friend: "Wanna hear my favorite knock knock joke?" Friend: "Fine, I guess." Me: "Okay, you have to start it out. Say 'knock knock!'" Friend: "Knock knock." Me: "Who's there?" Stares, waiting for response. Friend's reaction of confusion being put on the spot is hilarious.
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2 回复由creeperman3编辑： 5/29/2018 2:27:32 PM
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1 回复What does a barracuda and an orangutan have in common? [spoiler]They both have scales, except for the orangutan[/spoiler]
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1 回复What's worse than getting too much mustard on your sandwich? [spoiler]Inhaling mustard gas[/spoiler]
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