Either kraken or Jesse James... Haven't decided yet... Edit...decided to go with Capt Morgen black...

-blam!-ing water lmao

Not much of a drinker. Will probably pick up some chocolate milk tea though.

I know this post is days old, but as it's still high 70's low 80's in so-cal... Negra Modelo it is.

I hope it snows for you, you nincompoop. Water and OJ, not a drinker. My body is a temple, so i treat it as such (as much as i can).

Funny story actually cause I remember there was this one time that I was hanging out over at chili’s with my boys again, it was a Thursday night cause ya know every day is a Thursday in my book ahaha. Anyway we at chili’s hanging at the bar, getting drunk as fúck, my boy Richie drinking up all that damn bud light, me? I’m just having a corona like always. So anyway we chilling at the bar drunk as always and we decide that we want to start looking for some girls like we always do. We thinking on if we want to go for the underage girls like we always do or maybe try and go for some older girls. So we decide let’s get some underage girls in our white van and take off. So we sneak around the chili’s snatching up these little girls when their parents aren’t looking, they about 10+ ya know but ya gotta keep them under 15 or else they to nasty. So we throw em in our white van, ya know tie me up and put duct tape on their mouths. So we decide that let’s finally leave the chili’s, we drive back to my boy Richies house(still drunk) so we just laughing it up cause we breaking all these laws. Gotta stop this story right here cause it’s getting kinda long but I’ll post the rest soon.

I squeezed out the juice from gushers candy and I’m slurping a nice tall glass of that right now

Spaget sauce

that beer is so gross. god, people that like that are -blam!-. lol can you guys imagine if someone liked that swill so much he would name his gamertag after it? lol loooooooser