le edgy and le random

forgot transgender in there

Make politics illegal

Attempts abortion, it doesn't work: [spoiler]Holy blam! It's Jase Unborn![/spoiler]

I saw the title and I was like "You seriously just figured this out?"

Is it a white whale though? Or a black one? And does it raise taxes? Is it a religious whale? Is it a filthy collaborator, or a bitchy nationalist? (for the nation of Oceania, of course) Does it believe in global warming? Oh, and yeah; does it like or dislike people? (if it dislikes them, then it's a politician) I'm very disappointed in your rudimentary understanding of the Great Art of Politics. You should probably go kill yourself.

Oh shit I better hide

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oh my, is this the end of politics on b.net? well i guess im no longer needed here...goodbye offtopic you were always kind of shit.

Aaaarrrrruuuuugggggg!!!!!!! [spoiler]IM SO OFFENDED[/spoiler]

But...but I'm a vegan unborn gay whale.

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar But the cassock he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger For power became known to more and more people The demands to do something about this outrageous Man became louder and louder This man's just got to go, declared his enemies But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame Come to visit us they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, I feel fine Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians

Lmao.

OP is gey sperm whale.