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HEY NOW! You're an all-star, get your game on, go play! HEY NOW! You're a rockstar, get the show on, get paid! All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold.

Joke answer: Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world Slightly more serious answer: What have I become my sweetest friend, Everyone I know goes away in the end But that's a little too depressing.

Here 
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
So I gave my summon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga
That's cause

Jesus Christ is my ni🅱🅱a

(Woo-ooh)
He's a life changer, miracle arranger
Born to the virgin mom in the manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious Big
And the other MC's I wish 'em well,
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass my mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly MC and the love of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further-a-do
Take it away, mary sue
 Jesus Christ is my ni🅱🅱a He's the son of the original g And he was sent to earth to elucidate the way we should be (What?) Like if another MC says "You're a freak, you're a lame butt rapper and your rhymes are weak" I don't get mad and I don't critique I forgive him, and turn the other cheek I don't blaspheme and I don't brag, I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag I do exude a little Christian swag and I'm proud to be an American Jesus Christ is a ni🅱🅱a Let his light shine through ya Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say "Hallelujah" Jesus Christ is a ni🅱🅱a He's a homie MC, JC, you see He's an honest, caring, peace loving -blam!- like me If you do drugs and you think you're cool You need to come to sunday school Put those drugs in a garbage can, stand up tall you're a Christian man Word up I'm freestylin' Hit me

Dance with the dead in my dreams Listen to their hallowed screams The dead have taken my soul Temptation's lost all control

Hey Hey Hey, good old Eagle Rock's here to stay, I'm just crazy 'bout the way we move, Doin' the Eagle Rock. Oh Oh Oh come on fast, you can come on slow I'm just crazy 'bout the way we move, Doin' the Eagle Rock.

I know some day you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky but why can't it be mine?

Gotta keep them separated