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7/8/2017 2:03:53 PM
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>Be Me
>Greentexting on bnet
>Is bored
>Gets pet dog
>Call her Dian
>Dian hates my cat
>My cats name is Sorcerer
>They growl at each other
>This is not good
>wellshit.gifv
>Has idea
>Idea is brilliant
>They need fresh air and walk
>Bring the dog and Sor outside
>Police car sees me
>They think I'm a wanted criminal
>Tell me to get on the floor when I wanted to walk Dian+Sor
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2 回复由Tito编辑： 7/8/2017 4:46:28 PM
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4 回复Once, years ago, I bought a harness and leash for my cat, MacGyver. Never walked a cat before, figured id give it a go. I lived in an apartment complex at the time. As we step outside, i see a few crows on top of one of the buildings, didnt think anything of it. We walk a bit further and i hear another crow land on top of a nearby building. [i]*caws*[/i]. We walk a little further, i hear few more crows on land. [i]*caw caw*[/i] After a couple more minutes of walking, the caws are louder and the sound of crows landing doesnt stop. I look up, and every building was lined by crows staring down at us, cawing anxiously... look down at MacGyver, look up at the crows, some are now flying around circling us. One of them dives at us, "oh shit!" i pick up MacGyver and run back to my place as fast as possible. We make it back, i take off his harness. "Close one little buddy". Have yet to try that again.
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Every time I see one of these, I check the first letters of the first few lines to see if it's a variant of the "walk the dinosaur meme". I was caught off guard by the execution being more along the lines of "Don't stop, be Lee, Ving". Well played.
