My dog, Sir Hannz Vönn Mancannonon, was diagnosed with type-3 weaponized acoustism due to constant exposure to the Internet. The picture above is my most current picture I have of him. Sir Honns Vürny Macaronions condition is deteriorating quickly. Just recently, he has started to create internet rants about both political parties in the U.S. and started to call everything that he hates "Hitler". Please, Sir Hern Vanary Mitochondriaon isn't showing any signs of getting better, even with me trying to expose him to common sense and logic. Even the exorcism preformed by that paraplegic one-armed priest hasn't helped. Please pray for him.